Global Domination, For Sale?

OBEIGHUS (Offshore Big Evil International Global Hedonistic Unified Systems, http://obeigh.us) has gone public, issuing a single share, framed stock certificate, offering ownership in global domination that can be bought at their online store.

(PRWEB) December 11, 2004

‘Tis the season for having to figure out what to give that one or two people on your list who have everything. OBEIGHUS (http://obeigh.us), the reputed evil cartel, uber-corporation that controls everything may have just the answer for your most difficult gift-giving dilemma.

OBEIGHUS (Offshore Big Evil International Global Hedonistic Unified Systems) has gone public, issuing a single share, framed stock certificate, offering ownership in global domination.

“We felt it was time to share the responsibility of wealth,” said OBEIGHUS CEO and OL&M, B.I.Gwhig. “We don’t actually want to share any of our earnings. We just want to spread the blame a little by letting the little guy get in on our stock offerings. That way, we can take their money directly. It makes the process so much cleaner.”

Upon being asked about the timing of the stock offering, OL&M Gwhig responded, “Why not? Christmas is the most holy of days in global domination. It is the time when all our consumer outlets take in the most money for the least amount of value in return. It is only appropriate that we offer a share in that global domination in our most successful season of the year.”

If buying even a single-share of global domination is too rich for your blood, OBEIGHUS has also created an attractive line of products designed to get the OBEIGHUS message out to the world. “Promote US. Wear US. Take US to work. Indoctrinate your family for US. OBEIGH US.”

“It’s time to get global domination out in the light of day,” concludes OL&M Gwhig. “Everybody knows about it. Everybody talks about it. Now it is time to put your money where your mouth is. Own a share of OBEIGHUS. Tell others about OBEIGHUS. Buy OBEIGHUS gifts for your holiday pleasure. You have been for years anyway. Now you can just be honest about it.”

No further information was obtained regarding B.I.Gwhig, but readers who want to contact the man himself can do so at OBEIGH the Blog (http://obeighus.blogspot.com).

(Find out if this is for real by contacting bi@obeigh.us.)

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