A Facelift in a Pear Tree

We at CosmeticSurgery.com decided it was time to bring some plastic surgery and cosmetic surgery fun into the holiday season. Enjoy!

(PRWEB) December 17, 2004 -- Because so many television programs are dedicated to cosmetic and plastic surgery, because rejuvenation surgery is often given away as prizes in radio station contests and because so many people -- including plastic surgeons themselves -- are actually going under the knife, we at CosmeticSurgery.com are suggesting, with only a tiny bit of our tongue tucked into our cheeks, that we surrender the remainder of our culture to plastic and cosmetic surgery.

Accordingly, and with most sincere apologies to old English songwriters, we have redrafted the Twelve Days of Christmas and herewith submit for your continued holiday listening pleasure, the new lyrics, adjusted for life in 2004.

(With apologies to ye Olde English songwriters)

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

A facelift in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Three eyebrows lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Five golden studs

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Six Botox shots

Five gold studs

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Seven buttock lifts

Six Botox shots

Five lip studs

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Eight breast implants

Seven buttock lifts

Six Botox shots

Five lip studs

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Nine peels a-peeling

Eight breast implants

Seven buttock lifts

Six Botox shots

Five lip studs

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Ten lips a-plumping

Nine peels a-peeling

Eight breast implants

Seven buttock lifts

Six Botox shots

Five lip studs

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Eleven foreheads a-lifting

Ten lips a-plumping

Nine peels a-peeling

Eight breast implants

Seven buttock lifts

Six Botox shots

Five lip studs

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

Twelve lipos a-sucking

Eleven foreheads a-lifting

Ten lips a-plumping

Nine peels a-peeling

Eight breast implants

Seven buttock lifts

Six Botox shots

Five lip studs

Four nose jobs

Three eyebrow lifts

Two cheek implants and

A facelift in a pear tree...

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