Plutonian's Threaten Lawsuit

"Although Earthlings didn't discover Pluto until 1930, we have lived peacefully within the galaxy federation for millions of years" said Mit Namleznieh spokesperson for the Plutonians. "Who do these Earthlings think they are? Ever since they got that new telescope there looking into everyone else's business, why don't they take care of their own planet."

Pluto Tribune - Last weeks decision from the International Astronomical Union (IAU) to eliminate Pluto as a plant, has upset many Plutonians.

"Although Earthlings didn't discover Pluto until 1930, we have lived peacefully within the galaxy federation for millions of years" said Mit Namleznieh spokesperson for the Plutonians. "Who do these Earthlings think they are? Ever since they got that new telescope there looking into everyone else's business, why don't they take care of their own planet."

Others through out the galaxy have been very supportive of the Plutonians. "This action by this small group of astronomers is completely irresponsibly. The universe has grown smaller every day, and the threat of aggression by any group, anywhere, can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all, or no one is secure. Now, this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly". Said Klaatu, " I thought we went through all this once before."

As a parting shot Mr. Klaatu said "And when you finally get around to visiting us you had better bring some goodies".