New Book Spoofs Work in the New Millennium

Twenty-five year information technology veteran and author, Biff Mitchell, takes a hilarious look at the world of work in the new millennium in his new book, Team Player.

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Based on his 25-year roller coaster ride in the Information Technology (IT) industry, Biff Mitchells latest novel, Team Player, explores the world of work in the 21st Century. Published as an ebook by Australian publisher Jacobyte Books (www.jacobytebooks.com), the story is set in an uncomfortably close future where the world is run by homicidal marketing mangers who kill for love, company, and the almighty promotion.

Aside from the talking brain cells and the rampaging neutrinos ..." says Mr. Mitchell ...the angry Italian ghosts and the Bolshevik computers ... and the thirty naked pagan women who save the universe with help from a man who thinks hes a tree ... aside from all that: this story could actually take place in any global IT company headquartered in the tallest building in the world, which might be built as an amplified replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa."

In one scene, 32 new hires are laid off before their first day of work. At the mandatory farewell lunch theyre told: And, yes, you will be missed...all the potential, the energy and enthusiasm, the positive attitudes that were the reason you were hired in the first place will be noticeably absent in the lives of the people who would have been working with you. But, then, thats the software business." Heads around the table nod in agreement.

Ive seen people receive promotions Friday afternoon and walk in the following Monday morning to a lay-off notice," says Mr. Mitchell. Theres little in Team Player thats more absurd than the real world of IT."

Mr. Mitchells work in the IT industry dates as far back as the mid 70s when he wrote computer documentation for a multi-million dollar data management system that crashed beyond repair the first time it was run. Since then, his IT experience has spanned just about every facet of the industry, including technical writing, instructional design, quality assurance, interface design, website creation, sales and marketing, and project management.

Ive worked in other areas during that time," says Mr. Mitchell. I dont think anyone can work for an entire quarter of a century in IT and still be sane. I doubt if anyone can work in it for more than a few years and still be playing with a full deck. I look at my own experience in the industry, and Im certain that Im whistling a tune straight out of Bedlam."

But I havent given up on IT," says Mr. Mitchell. The industrys still in its infancy ... thats probably why its so wacky. Were all still amateurs in this whole new world of digital reality. People once thought it was absurd to say that humans could fly. Some day, our ancestors will look back at IT workers today and say of them: 'And to think, they thought it was absurd to expect to hold on to a job for more than two years."

In fact," says Mr. Mitchell, Ive even had two novels and a collection of short stories published in digital format ... what are referred to as ebooks. If not for ebooks, I might never have been published. Traditional publishing companies tend to play it safe and publish only those novels that theyre certain will have popular appeal ... the kind of stuff you pick up in grocery stores and airports. My first novel, Heavy Load, was alternative fiction, and it dealt with some disturbing issues. Hell, even the ebook publishers wouldnt touch it. Agents sent it back to me and disavowed any knowledge of ever having heard of me."

And then I came across an ebook company in the US, Ebookstand. Apparently, one of the agents Id contacted had sent my manuscript to them, but still wouldnt have anything to do with me. Ebookstand published the book, even waiving the 200 dollar set-up fee, because an agent had referred me."

Sales were dismal, so after a year, I started contacting other ebook publishers, and finally, Meredith Whitford of Jacobyte Books in Australia agreed to publish the novel. They published it in book ebook and print-on-demand paperback format. Sales were still dismal, but the book received great reviews."

A year later, ShortStuffBooks in Arkansas published a collection of short stories that received a rave review from the Internets largest writers magazine, Inscriptions. Each one of those stories must have been turned down by a dozen print magazines."

Now, my second novel has been published in ebook and print-on-demand format. And the reveiws are still good: Ann Leveille of ParaNormal Reviews calls it "Off-beat, darkly humorous and all-too-realistic, TEAM PLAYER is a truly great read."

"So, really," says Mr. Mitchell, " ... the IT industry, though its all but robbed me of my sanity, has been good to me in the long run."

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