Future News: Be the First on Your Block to Read Tomorrows Headlines!

The bad news: the future will be just as crazy as the present. The good news: you can read about it today in this rib-tickling 99-page book. From Bush to Gates to terrorists, nothing is sacred!

(PRWEB) December 5 2003--So you think we have troubles today ... wait till you get a look at the future!

    Read all about it in Morris Brady's new book, Future News, from Heat Wave Books. The future is a strange place where all sorts of things are going on, such as:

    • President George W. Bush adding Sweden to his war list because he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize ... approving oil drilling on the White House lawn ... and taking over as president on "The West Wing" when he leaves office.

    • Dick Cheney admitting he lunched with an Enron executive 84 times, but insisting he didn't listen to him.

    • Microsoft offering to buy the Justice Department for $7 billion.

    • The U.S. hosting a global conference ... and inviting only Great Britain.

    • A new car that runs on pee.

    • Jack Nicklaus winning the Masters at age 65-on crutches.

    • Sitcoms cut to four minutes so there will be more time for commercials

    ... and much more.

    Future News is available as a quality ebook in PDF format at FutureNewsBook.com for $5.