How to Outsmart the Pink Slip

Introducing The Pink Slip VooDoo Doll...The Ultimate Corporate Survival Tool. Soon to appear in cubicles everywhere. The best and cheapest career insurance available.

Madison, WI, October 2, 2002. Thats right. Pink Slip Voodoo. For workers who want to avoid the next corporate meltdown. Who have found that its not enough to simply do their jobs well. Who cant tolerate all the brown nosing, backstabbing and dirty office politics that they must endure. Who are tired of being stuck" when a few executives live lavishly at the expense of their workforce and stockholders.

Designed to help weary workers relieve stress and poke fun" at those corrupt CEOs and obnoxious/incompetent corporate executives and managers who lurk in companies everywhere.

Also available is the Get That Job VooDoo Doll. To help relieve stress associated with job hunting and send a message to corporate recruiters -- Return phone calls! Quit playing ridiculous interview games with applicants! And, stop advertising jobs that dont exist!

Career VooDoo Dolls come with instructions, are intended for good luck and are made in the USA. Theyre cute. Theyre fun! And, who knows what positive results will follow them.

See these dolls at: http://www.careervoodoo.com