What to be Wearing When the Aliens Bring You Aboard

Should you become a UFO abduction victim you'll be glad you're wearing this new product from earthbounddog.com. Location Earth Dog Tags are engraved with the mathematical location of earth in the Universe and other vital information useful for getting back to earth from anywhere in the galaxy.

Earthbounddog.com announces Location Earth Dog Tags- the thing to be wearing should you be unexpectedly taken aboard a UFO. The tags are classic military format with beaded chain and black rubber "dog tag silencer" and are engraved with the mathematical location of earth in the Universe. They include all the information necessary to find Earth from anywhere "out there."

Earthbounddog.com also offers this unusual money back guarantee: "Should you ever be abducted by Aliens of any kind while wearing Location earth Dog Tags and are not returned safely to earth you will be entitled to a full refund on the purchase price." Available at www.earthbounddog.com.