USEFUL KNOWLEDGE IS DESTROYING AMERICA'S BRAINS!
Were bombarded by tons of facts and figures every day. No wonder were all getting migraines and memory lapses! But luckily, theres a way to end the stress, because USELESS KNOWLEDGE replaces Useful Knowledge in your brain forever. So says David Samson, Americas Most Useless Expert.
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USEFUL KNOWLEDGE IS DESTROYING AMERICA'S BRAINS!
Were bombarded by tons of facts and figures every day. No wonder were all getting migraines and memory lapses! But luckily, theres a way to stop the stress, because USELESS KNOWLEDGE replaces Useful Knowledge in your brain forever. So says David Samson, Americas Most Useless Expert.
A hilarious professional speaker whose work has been featured on numerous talk shows, including Regis & Kathy, Geraldo Rivera, Comedy Central, Rosie ODonnell, Donahue, and David Letterman, David will captivate listeners as he reveals USELESS facts about celebrities, sports, sex, science, history, animals, laws, holidays, phobias and food. Find out:
| | - Which is louder-a jet plane taking off or a hippo having sex.
- Which corporation invented and trademarked heroin.
- If Dr. Ruth ever killed anyone with a submachine gun.
- Why The Muppet Show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia.
- How hookers" first got their names.
- Where the most people die -- from lightning strikes.
- Which insurance company pays $1,000,000 for alien abduction.
- The scientific name for sunburned skin that peels off.
- Why George Washington was really the 8th President of the United States, and much more!
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CREDENTIALS: A seasoned media guest, David Samson (FunnyGuy.com) is one of the wittiest and most literate humorists in the country. He is the author of twelve books, including The Joy of Depression, Men Who Hate Themselves-And The Women Who Agree With Them, and co-author of USELESS KNOWLEDGE: Answers to Questions Youd Never Think to Ask.
AVAILABLITY: CA, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone; available as a last-minute guest (particularly for dinner parties!)
CONTACT: David Samson
e-mail: dave@funnyguy.com
Web site www.FunnyGuy.com
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