AMERICA'S MOST "USELESS" EXPERT REVEALED!
Thanks to the Information Age, were bombarded by tons of Useful Knowledge every day. No wonder were all getting migraines and memory lapses! But luckily, theres a way to stop the stress, because USELESS KNOWLEDGE replaces Useful Knowledge in your brain forever. So says David Samson, Americas Most Useless Expert.
Americas Most Useless" Expert Revealed!
Dateline: November 17, 2002 ... Beverly Hills, CA
Contact Name: David Samson
Contact Phone: (213) 399-8536
Contact Fax: (323) 655-7115
Contact e-mail: dave@funnyguy.com
Web Address: www.FunnyGuy.com
Beverly Hills, CA - November 17th, 2002 - Thanks to the Information Age, were bombarded by tons of Useful Knowledge every day. No wonder were all getting migraines and memory lapses! But luckily, theres a way to stop the stress, because USELESS KNOWLEDGE replaces Useful Knowledge in your brain forever. So says David Samson, Americas Most Useless Expert.
A hilarious author and speaker, widely known as FunnyGuy.com, his work has been featured on numerous talk shows, including Regis & Kathy, Larry King, Politically Incorrect, Comedy Central, Geraldo Rivera, Donahue, and David Letterman. David will captivate audiences as he reveals USELESS KNOWLEDGE (from his book of the same name) about celebrities, sports, sex, science, history, animals, laws, holidays, phobias and food. Find out:
| | - Which is louder-a jet plane taking off or a hippo having sex.
- What corporation invented and trademarked heroin.
- If Dr. Ruth ever killed anyone with a submachine gun.
- Why The Muppet Show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia.
- How Hookers" first got their names.
- What piece of clothing can keep you from starving to death.
- What amazing animal has fingerprints exactly like humans.
- Which insurance company pays over $1,000,000 for alien abduction.
- Why the word Golf" is incredibly insulting to women.
- The scientific name for sunburned skin that peels off.
- Why George Washington was really the 8th President of the United States, and much more!
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CREDENTIALS: A seasoned media guest, David Samson is one of the wittiest and most literate humorists in the country. He is the author of twelve books, including The Joy of Depression, Men Who Hate Themselves-And The Women Who Agree With Them, and co-author of USELESS KNOWLEDGE: Answers to Questions Youd Never Think to Ask.
AVAILABLITY: CA, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone; available as a last-minute guest (particularly for dinner parties!)
USELESS ANSWERS: http://www.funnyguy.com/fguk.htm
CONTACT: David Samson: phone 213 399 8536; fax 323 655 7115; e-mail dave@funnyguy.com; website www.FunnyGuy.com
USELESS KNOWLEDGE is published by St. Martins Press NYC.
REMEMBER: A mind is a terrible thing NOT to waste!
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