FREEZE CANDLES BEFORE MAKING LOVE? ANSWER IN NEW BOOK!

Ever wonder about the incredible stuff you never learned in school? Its called USELESS KNOWLEDGE and its all been collected in a fascinating new book from St. Martins Press. The book answers incredible questions you never even thought of asking!

Dateline: November 17, 2002 ... Beverly Hills, CA   
Contact Name: David Samson
Contact Phone: (213) 399-8536
Contact Fax: (323) 655-7115
Contact e-mail: dave@funnyguy.com
Web Address: www.FunnyGuy.com

*What major corporation invented Heroin?
*Could Fidel Castro have won the Cy Young Award?
*What dessert has the same frequency as brain waves?
*Which religious anagram is derived from Britney Spears?

The book USELESS KNOWLEDGE contains thousands of funny, shocking, provocative facts to captivate audiences. It exposes virtually unknown truths about celebrities, sports, sex, science, history, animals, laws, phobias and food...

*Why was George Washington NOT the first President?
*What insurance company pays over $1,000,000 for alien abduction?
*Why was The Muppet Show banned in Saudi Arabia?
*Which is louder-a jet plane taking off or a hippo having sex?

David Samson (aka FunnyGuy.com) is a hilarious interviewee whose books have been featured on Regis & Kathy, Larry King, Politically Incorrect, Comedy Central, Donahue, and David Letterman. He will reveal the amazing stories behind these questions and many others including...

*Did Dr. Ruth ever kill anyone with a submachine gun?
*Who were the first TV sitcom couple to share the same bed?
*What piece of clothing can keep you from starving to death?
*Why is the word GOLF" insulting to women? (hint, it has nothing to do with Augusta!).

With the book mimicking a course catalog, The College of USELESS KNOWLEDGE contains everything you NEVER needed to know about anything. Its packed with wacky lists, scintillating sidebars, plus outlandish quizzes. True, the information is worthless, but youll definitely get invited to a lot more parties!

CREDENTIALS: A seasoned media guest, David Samson is one of the wittiest humorists in the country. He is the author of twelve books, including The Joy of Depression, Men Who Hate Themselves-And The Women Who Agree With Them, plus co-author of USELESS KNOWLEDGE.

AVAILABILITY: CA, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone; available as a last-minute guest (particularly for dinner parties!)

USELESS BOOK: http://www.funnyguy.com/fguk.htm

USELESS ANSWERS: http://www.funnyguy.com/fguk1.htm (and) http://www.funnyguy.com/fguk2.htm

CONTACT: David Samson: phone 213 399-8536; fax 323-655 7115; e-mail dave@funnyguy.com; website www.FunnyGuy.com

So interview Americas Most USELESS Expert" today!