Too Young To Be A Grandma, Too Old To Be An Exotic Dancer...available soon in hard copy!

Latest release by Donna Dakotah. (The memoirs of Raquel Belletouche. Fiction) Comedy.

EVERYONE LOVES ROCKY BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE HER.

Rocky is 47, overweight, and more than a little unbalanced. She has the kindest mirror on the planet. In it she still sees herself as the voluptuous brunette that she was in her youth.

But life has its problems. Megan, her five-year old grand-daughter, has not stopped screeching since she was ejected from her mothers womb. Marty, her bi-polar coroner daughter, performs autopsies on her food while shes eating it and goes through horrible withdrawals when she hasnt dissected a human in over four hours. Lola Mazola, her time-dated but loyal best friend, supports her madness.

Edward, her accountant husband, doesnt quite know how to cope. He has become addicted to the predictable world of television re-runs. Theyre less tiring than anything Rocky has in mind.

Rocky's latest ambition is to become an exotic dancer, and true to her obsessive-compulsive nature, she persuades her family to drive across two countries over the holidays so she can try out as a Las Vegas Show Girl.

(Because this book will soon be available in hard copy, it is no longer obtainable in e-Book format. However, it will soon be available at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com. Thank you.)