The Ugly Times - for those of us who break cameras

The Ugly Times is the number one stop for those of us who look like number two. We know that when people say its the inside that counts, theyre talking about a computer. Uglytimes.com will be around as long as ugly guys keep receiving rejection, Dear John letters, 200 foot restraining orders, and 500 foot restraining orders.

Chicago IL - March 18, 2003 - Do you have trouble accepting compliments about your physical appearance.. because you never receive them? If so, uglytimes.com is the dot-com for you. Well stay in business as long as ugly guys continue to receive turn-downs, restraining orders, and just plain hate from girls.

We break cameras and news that conventional sources wont touch. For example, we found ugliness to be implicated in 85% of all cases of singleness. Our reporters spent billions to research a rejection vaccine that only ended up working on pretty people. We invented the Lonesday Clock to track how close each one of us is to being terminally alone.

If you want discourse on the deep things in life, go somewhere else! But remember to always look down because mother earth is the only one who thinks you're attractive.

visit http://www.uglytimes.com because we break cameras and turn people to stone