Crappy Promo: The Best of the Worst of Music Industry Promo Debuts

Forget file swapping and plunging CD sales, the music industry was unprepared for CrappyPromo.com.

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Crappy Promo: The Best of the Worst of Music Industry Promo Debuts

From Coprolite Ridge, USA and the sick and twisted minds of Sticks and Eddy comes the next great thing for the music industry fear: CrappyPromo.com. Forget file swapping and plunging CD sales, the music industry was unprepared for CrappyPromo.com.

Every music journalist, manager, publicist, and industry pro knows what CrappyPromo is. Its the press kit with un-intentionally humorous biographies, laughable photos, press releases that scream for a HazMat team, and websites that beg for explanation. CrappyPromo.com has it all featured in easy to access sections: biographies, promo shots, press releases, flyers and posters and websites. See the Crap O The Month and which artist should have known better.

In addition to screening the best the music industry has sent out to the masses, CrappyPromo.com also accepts submissions (anonymously and confidentially) from anyone brave enough to send material. Sticks and Eddy know that there is a lot of crap that gets thrown by the industry, and other professionals are bound to see more than them.

In an era when anyone can offer himself up to be the next music industry guru and profess to show any amateur how it is done," CrappyPromo.com deals with their results. Too many artists, and theoretical industry pros have sent out this material. CrappyPromo.com is willing to give them press for all results that should have been rethought. Forget confetti and CD-Rs, CrappyPromo.com deals with the meat of the press kit, no matter how rancid it may be.

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