The Secret Society of Women with Balls Institute announces celebrates women from all walks of life with Port-A-Balls(tm), a tastefully designed sachet in an upscale giftbox, along with testimonial minibook authored to extend hope and encourage perseverance. The product commemorates the valor of women who choose to overcome and succeed. God gave 'em to men, but Lady, you've earned them!" Port-A-Balls(tm) applies tongue-in-cheek humor to extend a courageous and inspirational message.

The news release describes a product designed by two Midwest women. The product and accompanying testimonial is hoped to encourage women to succeed and recognize their given strength, courage in persevering through difficult trials.

The Secret Society of Women with Balls Institute announces Port-A-Balls(tm), a product designed to commemorate the valor of women who choose to overcome and succeed. God gave 'em to men, but Lady, you've earned them!" Applying tongue-in-cheek humor to a stereotypically gender-specific phrase proved the inspiration for the Port-A-Balls(tm)product.
What happens when two women with Council Bluffs, Iowa roots parallel their lives, combine their given talents and sense of humor to overcome adversity, then seek to inspire and encourage women everywhere with what theyve learned? Necessity being the mother of invention, these co-creators developed a product conceived in humor and birthed through the overcoming process. The product depicts victory while the accompanying literature provides history of the trek. The compossible production reflects an iron sharpen iron" desire to journey in hope despite trials. The product is Port-A-Balls(tm), available for use as a personal reminder, giveaway gift... Corporate acknowledgement.
For women who have experienced days when. . . it didnt seem they were going to make it. . . who wondered where the next paycheck might come from, when adversities in life seemed unbearable and struggles in decision-making burdensome, conflicts resulted in feeling like the short end of the straw had been drawn, when the temptation to quit trying to do what was right loomed.    Situations in which you learn to overcome result in victory. That victory takes courage and Port-A-Balls(tm)was created to serve as a fragrant reminder of your choosing to persevere.    
Although the name denotes tongue-in-cheek humor, Port-A-Balls(tm), is imagery designed to acknowledge the rhetoric, It took 'balls to do what you did." Designed, manufactured and now available, Port-A-Balls(tm) is a sassy, sophisticated and spirited gift just for women. Enclosed in a hand painted gold gift box, Port-A-Balls(tm)is a beautiful sachet made of shimmering bronze colored fabric, filled with fragrant bath crystals. This trademarked design suggests ...well...you can guess. . . ! Included in the Port-A-Balls(tm)gift box is a marketing piece which explains the intent of the gift and includes these words: You have official induction into the Secret Society of Women with Balls Institute. Youve got balls. . . and Lady youve earned them!!!! It takes balls to handle what you do; your proof is in the box. ©"
The co-creators of Port-A-Balls(tm), Crystal Anzalone of Omaha and Joni LeRette of Council Bluffs may be contacted by writing to P. O. Box 540306, Omaha, NE 68154, or by telephoning (402) 492-8259 (Omaha) or (712) 388-0565 (Council Bluffs), email PORTABALLS@AOL.COM. Port-A-Balls(tm)may be ordered online by submitting a request to PortABalls@aol.com. The Port-A-Balls(tm) gifts are available for $20, plus shipping and handling. Personal delivery and/or presentation of a Port-A-Balls(tm) gift are also available in the local Omaha, Nebraska Metro area.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT
Crystal Anzalone · (402) 492-8259 · Joni LeRette · (712) 388-0565 · email: PORTABALLS@aol.com

Executive recruiters by trade, we share a vision and a goal. As such, we do ask your consideration in providing a press release regarding Port-A-Balls(tm) availability and purpose. Through this product we would like to encourage, with lighthearted humor, women from all walks of life.