Accipiter.Org Discovers New Visual Stimulus Source

New discovery links portable beverage transport, acquired from fuel stations and travel centers, to visual augmentation of self-stimulation.

ATLANTA, GA (PRWEB) October 24, 2003 - A revolutionary discovery has been made in the field of visual-to-manual self-stimulation thanks to an unexpected source. Accipiter.org, the industry leader in dynamic llama imaging, announced a stunning discovery on Wednesday. QuikTrip, a chain of convenience stores and travel centers has been found to offer a low-cost, portable method for self-stimulation and gratification in the form of their 64-ounce fountain cup.

"She's totally hot," said Accipiter.org chairman and founder Christopher R. Curzio, indicating the image of the female mountain-climber pictured on the side of the cup. "I was just sitting at my computer and the cup was on my desk. I looked over, and immediately the image just grabbed me. I was shocked at my own discovery."

The fountain cup, originally designed to hold 64 ounces of several available fountain-distributed beverages from the Tulsa, Oklahoma-based chain, seems to indeed have this side-effect. "After conducting several independent tests on my own," Curzio continued, "I've determined that this image is indeed one of the greatest visual-aides for self-gratification I've seen in a long while." When asked for comment, David Brooks - Accipiter.org's Chief Autoerotician - stated, "MmmnngngUngnNGunNGGGNNGGnNFFF!" His office door remained closed.

According to QuikTrip, the cups with this particular image have been out of print for some time, undoubtedly making quantities extremely limited. "It's disappointing," said James Roten, Accipiter.org's Executive Coordinator of Load Distribution. "While unplanned, these cups have found a market that may have been explosively receptive to such an image. This is truly a unique breakthrough in self-stimulation visual aides, and it is falling by the wayside."

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About Accipiter.org
Established in 2000 as a personal website, Accipiter.org has grown into an even larger personal website. Currently the industry leader in dynamic llama imaging as well as boasting web-standards compliance, Accipiter.org also has emerged as a developer in the fields of open source software, entertainment, interactive internet technologies, image display and organization, and more.