Squareballs Entertainment Searching for Steven Spielberg Contest"

Squareballs Entertainment, the leading provider of screenplays to challenge the shape of your mind, (www.imakenews.com/fame)announces a global search for Steven Spielberg.

Squareballs, the worlds leading and only geometrically challenged, kilt-wearing, mechanical bull-riding, cigar-smoking writer of Screenplays to Challenge the Shape of Your Mind, is sponsoring the search.

Why?

Steven Spielberg and I have a lot of things in common," says Squareballs.

Synchronicity

"Hes lived in Cincinnati. I live in Cincinnati. His first name is Steven. My first name is Steven. I eat cheese coneys -- he should know what cheese coney's are. He loves a great story. I have 3 award-winning screenplays he needs to read. Does it get anymore synchronistic than that? says Squareballs, stating the Jungian obvious.

How Do I Win?

Anyone that knows, and/or has infleunce and can get Steven Spielberg to read an award-winning Squareballs screenplay is eligible to win. If you fit these requirements please contact Squareballs immediately.

Where Do I Go For More Information?

Squareballs website is located at http://www.imakenews.com/fame, and more fully describes the award-winning screenplays.

PRIZES GALORE! WIN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

There are prizes galore and millions of dollars available in other contests, but not in this one.

But, if Steven Spielberg reads a Squareballs screenplay you will receive PR credit, a glowing testimonial, a lifetime of high-fives, and, Squareballs will throw in 20-40 cheese coneys, depending on availability of funds.

SPARES NO EXPENSE!

All cheese-coneys will, of course, include mustard, onions, cheese, chocolate anchovie sauce, peanut butter, jelly, jalapeno peppers and salt and vinegar.

FAME

Is fleeting ... and not likely to be achieved through this contest. But you never know ...

About Squareballs:

Squareballs is a wholly owned, geometrically challenged, dysfunctional writing entity licensed in the State of Steves mind. He can be contacted at skbigm@yahoo.com or 513-295-9090.