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NOTHING FOR SALE
Give the gift that will make them say, Thanks for Nothing!"
What do want for Christmas?"
Nothing."
What do you give a person who wants nothing for Christmas? Exactly what they asked for. Now, for the first time ever, nothing is for sale on the internet.
The downloadable Certificate of Nothing is only $2.95 and is available from http://certificateofnothing.tripod.com in a color, printable PDF file. It is complete with a place for you to sign as the Grantor of Nothing" and a place for the name of the person you are giving Nothing to. It even has an emblem proudly claiming that Nothing Is 100% Guaranteed".
Nothing is the perfect gift for everyone," says Dan Stocke, the creator. If you have someone who is hard to shop for, Nothing is going to make them happy."
So, for the person who has everything, maybe you should give them Nothing.
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