NEW FRONT IN THE WAR ON TERROR.

Bizarro George Bush has debuted to a shocked and awed audience. The web's bestest source for news and information on the war on terror has arrived.

EARTH, MILKY WAY (12/03) In a blitzkrieg of media coverage, Bizarro George Bush (http://www.geocities.com/bizarro_george_bush) went live this month, showcasing the web's most delicious collection of daily news articles and essays on Iraq, Afghanistan, the war on terror and the United States government. In a press conference held in front of the White House Rose Garden, BGB Editor-in-Chief Jan Primus kissed and held hands with Commander-in-Chief George W. Bush, as the two pledged their commitment to telling the truth about the war against terrorism. "This is a real fine opportunity," gushed the 43rd President. "I welcome BGB's exposing the tough issues, like the nearly 10,000 Iraqi civilians who have been killed since we went in there. Good goin', Jan." The two men then shared a laugh and a Coke as a donkey bomb exploded outside an Iraqi police station, killing four.