Author and Fitness Guru, Marty Tuley, Announces the Inagrual, Celebrity Get Off Your Ass Top Ten!

I am sure somehow I’ll manage to get in some sort of trouble for expressing my opinion of the celebrities most in need of a little GET OFF YOUR ASS. Picking the inaugural GET OFF YOUR ASS Top Ten was REALLY hard. There are just a lot of really fat and/or unfit celebrities to pick from, which made narrowing it (no pun intended) down to ten, kind of hard. Next year I may have to have the GET OFF YOUR ASS Top HUNDRED! Let’s hope not. Enjoy.

1. Jack and Kelly Osborne
“Jack and Kelly, the poster children for todays’ youth. God help us.”
2. Howard Stern
“Howard suffers from what I call the “skinny-fat syndrome”.”
3. MTV’s Real World Leah
“If Leah really does enjoy the “finer things in life” as the show suggests, let’s hope one of those things is a personal trainer.”
4. Hillary Clinton
“…damn... Hillary Clinton has ugly legs!”
5. Kevin James
“Every guy on your show is a sausage away from a coronary.”    
6. American Idol’s Reuben
“…your voice is large but your ass is larger!”
7. Jason Alexander
“Because despite what KFC’s commercials say, it’s still FRIED chicken!”
8. Mariah Carey
“But, every year you look a little “plumper”. Not fat mind you, not obese - not yet, anyway.”
9. Kid Rock
“I love your music but you are in some serious need of muscle to back up those lyrics. Any man who thinks he’s all that… should be!”
10. Britney Spears
“Why is it that being in the kind of shape you should, at twenty something, is now unique?”

There you have it. The inaugural GET OFF YOUR ASS Top Ten! My personal choices for those celebrities I think are most in need of a little exercise, a little different daily meal plan, and maybe a good kick’n the pants.

It’s not perfect and by NO means is it all who qualify. That’s a book, not a top ten list! Once again, congratulations to the above ten individuals.