Yutzes of the Year List Announced NCAA/BCS, Limbaugh, Stewart, Schwartzenegger Among Honorees

Better Decision Making is Possible Through the Miracle of Adhesive Therapy. Major examples of poor decision making serves as a demonstration of the need.

Pensacola, FL (PRWEB) December 11, 2003 -- Every year another 'of the Year list is announced; Worst Dressed List, Weirdest News List, etc. This year, ThinkPatch Laboratories, a leader in the field of adhesive therapy, is pleased to announce the first annual Yutzs of the Year List.

The list recognizes those whove made decisions so outrageous that they defy explanation.

Among those honored; Rush Limbaugh, Martha Stewart, Kobe Bryant, Arnold Schwartzenegger, parents who let their kids stay at Neverland Ranch, Trent Lott and more. The NCAA and BCS Committee share top honors for most decisively-challenged organizations.

Dr. Eugene Rutherfordtonstein, founder of ThinkPatch Labs explains, Life is a series of either/or decisions. Do I order eggs or pancakes? Do I go for the green or lay up? Do I accept the fact I might lose $3.75 on IMCLONE or do I use insider information and set myself up for Federal charges, jail time and lose my billion-dollar fortune? 99% of the time a person will make the right choice. But sometimes a chemical imbalance in the brain will trigger electronic impulses leading to a decision that simply cannot be explained. In adhesive therapy circles we call this a yutzotrophic event and the person who experiences it achieves a state of yutz."

Following in the footsteps of Adhesive Therapy trailblazers like the smoking, diet, birth control, snoring, male virility patches, ThinkPatch Labs recently introduced ThinkPatch. ThinkPatch adheres the forehead or chin and come in 3-strengths Moron, Putz and Sucka. Dr. Rutherfordtonstein explains, Moron Patch is for those who make the same bad decisions over and over (Winona Rider, NCAA, Robert Downey, Jr.). Putz Patch is for people who risk losing everything over one very big, stupid decision (Enron execs, Martha Stewart, Kobe Bryant). Sucka Patch is for people who continually purchase things they dont need (Imelda Marcos, HSN viewers, EBay visitors). Everyone knows someone who they think is decisively challenged. You dont have to be a USC fan to want to send a MORON patch to a person or organization."

ThinkPatch is approved by the Federal Adhesive Therapy Administration and recommended by the American Association of Adhesive Therapy.

The full Yutzs of the Year List, included the surprise #1 Yutz of the Year, can be found on the company website at http://www.ThinkPatch.com.

Call 1-850-723 3663 or email CEO@ThinkPatch.com for more information.

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