(PRWEB) March 12, 2004
Following the startling revelation that brand new domain names have now been released on the World Wide Web, the residents of Mission falls raced down to the only Internet Cafe for miles around, only to find that their neighbors from Slick City (who had only recently heard about the new domain names themselves) had got there first, and completely taken over. To add insult to injury, the unwanted visitors had taken to barricading the gates, posting a large notice on the door stating "my cow haz mor brainz than yu!".
Furious, one bright spark Elmer Fudsky, 19 screamed "lets get in there" and began to batter then his head against the doors. Later that day and before surgery, Elmer conceded to his mother that this had not been one of his better ideas. However, all was not lost as Police Chief Muntz came up with the suggestion of using the town's mascot, Sally the Rhino, as a means of ejecting the "foreigners from our town" and was immediately hailed a hero. Says Mayor Davidson, I really tried hard to stop them as they gathered at the zoo, but the mob just wouldn't listen. First they set the Town Hall ablaze, and then took my wife as hostage. There was nothing I could do, I hadn't even had my breakfast.
Across the globe, news spread like wildfire about the the new range of brand new domain names from dotWORLDS (http://www.dotworlds.net). People began to realise that they provide unlimited possibilities for all those wanting personalisation and easy-to-remember options, and that they even include domain names which you can create yourself. Everywhere, Internet Service Providers were reporting a phenomenal increase in traffic as buyers struggled to snap up the most desirable names. So much electricity has been diverted from the national grid that it is anticipated it will be at least three months before anyone will be able to make a hot cup of coffee.
However, back at the scene, crack SAS units from the United Nations 4th Scottish Kilts are flying into Mission Falls with urgent food supplies for the Mayor. Our reporters will be standing by to bring you news from the battlefield as it happens.
So get with the programme, reserve your very own customised dotWORLDS domain name (http://www.dotworlds.net) and you could very well prevent unwanted strangers from trespassing on your territory - especially before breakfast.
dotWORLDS (http://www.dotworlds.net) building on the success of their Internet Communities is now giving away all their "Personality" domain names completely free to encourage more users to come aboard. Some of the totally free domain names currently on offer are ".cool", ".sexy", .genius and many more. To get these free domain names, simply visit http://www.dotworlds.net and select the "Personality" Radio Button for the complete list.
dotWORLDS Ltd is a UK company based in London that specializes in providing fully personalised internet domains and email addresses, offering the widest range, both free and paid, through its global infrastructure. Please see website for full details.
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If YOU have a dotWORLDS story and we can use it, send it NOW to [email protected] and if we print it, we will give you the domain name of your choice COMPLETELY FREE for up to 2 years (subject to availability, ie there was no other lucky person who had the forsight to have reserved it earlier)
Note: If you are a registered charity, you may also be able to obtain dotWORLDS free and paid domains without charge. Contact dotWORLDS for further details