Suxco.com makes unbelievably boring announcement.

Suxco representatives have unveiled the latest in a series of progressively uninteresting statements.

(PRWEB) March 16, 2004 --Suxco.coms latest announcement has been met with apathy and in some extreme cases, complete indifference. In a move that has many industry insiders stifling yawns, Suxco representatives have unveiled the latest in a series of progressively uninteresting statements.

Company representative David Sorbrows summed up the companys strategy. "As long as someone keeps reading our press releases, we feel weve met our projected objectives, which only reinforces our decision to keep providing the kind of service the media typically ignores."

Im so pleased Suxcos announcements have finally reached the level of tedium we all knew they were capable of achieving", said an employee of Breadwig.com, Suxcos sister organization.

Suxco's contribution to the ever growing mass of spiritless press releases is being hailed as the next step in the company's development.

About Suxco.com
Suxco.com has been providing products, if not services, since the time of its first press release. The company was founded upon one simple and profound principle: Somewhere, there's someone, who thinks something sucks. The flexible, laser-like focus of this mission statement enables Suxco to maximize customer satisfaction through short term longevity.

For further information: Please contact Suxco.com's media interface coordinator at mediainterfacecoordinator@suxco.com or visit http://www.suxco.com at your earliest convenience.