Unemployed Philosophers to Smush Bush

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, maker of the Original Freudian Slipper and the Axis of Evil Finger Puppet set, proudly unveils a new political candy: NATIONAL EMBARRASSMINTS."

(PRWEB) April 3, 2004 --The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, maker of the Original Freudian Slipper and the Axis of Evil Finger Puppet set, proudly unveils its newest product:

NATIONAL EMBARRASSMINTS."

Each tin of National Embarrassmints tin features President Bush with his typically clueless visage, juggling a bag of money and a WMD (weapon of mass destruction). Containing 100 peppermints, National EmbarrassMints are guaranteed to take some of the bad taste out of our current political discourse. National EmbarrassMints are available immediately.

After the huge success of our Axis of Evil finger puppet set, featuring Ayatollah Khameini, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-Il and George W. Bush, we decided one bad turn deserved another. Our new AXIS OF EVIL II" finger puppet set features the USs very own puppet regime: George W., Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and John Ashcroft. Why should big money and the religious right have all the fun dictating what these dictators do? The two Axes of Evil will be available in May, 2004.

And if that were not enough, weve come up with one more offering -- a way for you and your fellow Bush-bashers to really let the ole boy have it. Our SMUSH BUSH" foam toy lets them release all their pent up anger at W. for exploiting national tragedies, exploding the national debt, trampling on our civil liberties, etc. etc.

We are as dedicated to the removal of Bush from office as we are to inventing new gift products; therefore, we are donating the proceeds from the sale of National EmbarrassMints to help promote the democratic nominee and democratic causes. Lets send Bush back to Crawford, Texas. We think hell be happier...we know well be happier.

For further information contact David or Stephan Shaw at (718) 243-9492.

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