HOW TO HELP BIG OIL COMPANIES MAKE OBSCENE PROFITS
(PRWEB) April 15, 2004
Since there’s no citizen protest against skyrocketing gas prices, it's surprising that the apathy stats are not higher than 98.2%. What’s it going to take to change it? Glad you asked. Good old fashioned In-your-face patriotism is needed to help create a dialogue supporting US alternative energy sources. The Foreign Oil Independence League (FOIL) is offering creative solutions to the obvious contempt congress has for the taxpayer. The solutions in the hands of million of angry taxpayers could be the wonderful swift sword shearing the puppet strings that special interest lobby's have on your Congresspersons.
FOIL's new how-to book -- "HOW TO HELP BIG OIL COMPANIES MAKE OBSCENE PROFITS“ will be a boon to motorists sympathetic to Big Oil and a huge best-seller.
Throughout history, many breakthrough books have been banned for being obscene.
The founders of FOIL - the Foreign Oil Independence League have come up with the most obscene book of all. The 134-page tome is called ----"How to Help Big Oil Companies Make Obscene Profits.˜---- And it's probably one of the easiest how-to books you’ll ever read. Because all it asks you to do is one thing -- nothing.
Thatˆs right, "do-nothing.˜ A simple two-word dictum on pages 1 through 134 with a footnote on alternate pages ˜That's exactly what big oil companies want you to do˜ and "That’s exactly what politicians want you to do.˜
Don't do anything to shake up the Big Oil cartel. Donˆt make a fuss to politicians who owe their bread and butter to the petroleum purchasers.
Don't even think about the possibility that the USA, you and your family would be better off, safer and more secure if you pumped more ethanol into your car instead of gasoline.
There is a suggestion in the book to visit joinfoil.org where you can learn how to fight back and not to just live your life in a pricey energy vacuum, oblivious to things like skyrocketing oil prices and terrorist threats.
The only way all Americans can help replace foreign oil with homegrown energy is to put the heat on the politicians playing pipeline politics with our kids lives and America's future.
So watch for the FOIL book-signing tour when it comes to your town. Stan Cotton, the outrageous ad guy who created the organization bent on breaking the USA free from its oil addiction, will gladly sign the outrageous book.
And if youˆre really, really proud to be apathetic, let everyone know about it. FOIL also has Osama bin Laden t-shirts that will put the world's most famous terrorists on your chest.
And while you're at it, buy a bin Laden t-shirt for your favorite politician, your buddy in Big Oil or some corporate fat cat who wouldˆt dare talk about alternative energy sources and doesn’t want you to go there either.
Buy the set the book and the t-shirt and FOIL will throw in two free Uncle Sam cling decals for inside your car or truck window. Cry out to the world that you haven’t given up. Don’t let the forces of Big Oil, impotent government and greedy corporations wash over you without a fight.
The cost is miniscule. Just your freedom.
The proceeds from the book help to pay for billboards as seen on joinfoil.org
The book is published by Patriotically Correct Publications, a wholly owned subsidiary of joinfoil.org, LLC.
IN YOUR FACE PATRIOTISM:
Get Off Your Gas
Ditch political correctness
(To learn more about Stan Cotton veteran adman, author, speaker-- visit http://www.pickcotton.com)