Bernie Lumbert of Crestone, Colorado Publishes Porno Digest

Once again we peep in on our hero, Bernie Lumbert, in that quaint, hi-altitude, itty-bitty town of Crestone, Colorado, where the Crystal Palace saloon was voted down 29 to 28 earlier this month. Well, Bernie has been trying to sell his beautiful acre lot in the Baca Grande for over a year for under $5,000.

(PRWEB) May 2, 2004 --It has installed water, sewer, phone and electric underground to the lot line." he said in a recent interview, and is worth at least half as much as I am asking."

Now nearly broke, but ever the entrepreneur, Bernie has started a new publication called The Porno Digest" which contains condensed smut from all the worlds dirtiest publications including those you see in plain brown rappers. This stuff is REALLY concentrated" Lumbert said as he showed of a centerfold of a pubic hare magnified 10,000 times. The magazine sells for $5,000, and if you buy a copy, he will throw in a small lot out in the Grants.