Neddy The Racehorse Receives Tasteless Spam Email - Collapses in Shock

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2:37pm Tuesday May 17th, Neddy the Racehorse finds disgraceful spam email on his computer. At 2.42pm, Neddy is found groaning on stable floor. Unable to compete in the 3.30pm at Santa Fe, he is rushed by truck to nearby St Victoria Hospital----- Moans Neddy, "I have a lot of friends who are horses and they certainly don't do anything like that. Those pictures are fake, and anyway its physically impossible. Read On.....

Chief psychiatrist at St Victoria, Ms Amelia A. Alzheimer is unsure whether Neddy will ever want to race again. Longtime friend, Molly the Sheep, who also saw the spam mail has been at Neddy's side throughout. I wish I'd never got him that computer says Molly. It was just that Racehorse Neddy was bored and lonely. All he ever does is eat hay and run around in circles. He needed something to take his mind off things. I told him to get dotWORLDS domain names and email addresses to protect himself, but he just wouldn't listen and got himself some obscure .COM address instead

Of course Molly the sheep (who is always first with the news) knew that that dotWORLDS has released a large range of domain names and unspammable email addresses to the Internet, providing unlimited possibilities for all who want personalisation and easy to remember options. So now Molly has put her foot down and is getting Racehorse Neddy new domain names from dotWORLDS. She's registered "http://www. race.horse" for Neddy's work and "http://www. horse.mates" for contacting his old friends. Neddy's not going to be spammed anymore and he's over the moon.

So get with the programme and you too could help make the world a safer place for animals (and humans). Go to http://www.dotworlds.net today, join the growing band of converts and get there FIRST!

dotWORLDS (http://www.dotworlds.net) building on the success of their Internet Communities is now giving away all their "Personality" domain names completely free to encourage more users to come aboard. Some of the totally free domain names currently on offer are ".cool", ".sexy", .genius and many more. To get these free domain names, simply visit http://www.dotworlds.net and select the "Personality" Radio Button for the complete list

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dotWORLDS spam free email system, currently being upgraded, will enable dotWORLDS domain owners to communicate both with each other and the outside world. Crucially however, the system has been designed to ensure that outside world of spam will not be able to reach any dotWORLDS domains. dotWORLDS looks now to be the only true spam free system around. See dotWORLDS website for full details. Free plug in required to view domains. Free unlimited and unspammable email addresses for every domain name as standard.

dotWORLDS Ltd is a UK company based in London that specializes in providing fully personalized internet domains and email addresses, offering the widest range, both free and paid, through its global infrastructure. Please see website for full details.

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