Rusas Gualberto brings on Lisa Gilbert as his exclusive Friendster Agent!

Rusas Gualberto begins his climb to Friendster greatness!

In a shocking move, Rusas Gualberto announced today that his personal corporation, RuGual Inc., had retained well known Friendster powerhouse Lisa Gilbert to help grow his Friendster friend list.

"It seemed a natural fit," said Gualberto, granting a rare interview. I mean, here I am, a hatchling with an unknown name, and here comes Lisa who is easily the best person at finding Friendster friends EVER (that I know personally.)

Said Gilbert "uhhh, Okay" after briefly correcting Gualberto's grammar. Clearly a perfect meshing of ambition and skill.

The union is effective immediately. During her tenure at RuGual, Gilbert will not be available to help others grow their own Friendster lists.

"Clearly, she's focused on the task at hand," said Gualberto. "I have no doubt that she will break records though."

It is hoped that with Lisa's professional help, Rusas's profile will soon ascend to the heights seen only rarely in Friendster lore.

You may now be asking, why is he still writing? Surely his point has been made. Well... it turns out that I need to get to 300-500 words on this press release so that it may go out at the proper time.

Despite having said my piece, and gotten out all the information that I feel is necessary to communicate, like countless exams and essay tests, I am compelled to keep writing. Happily, there will be no grade given for my work in this case.

You may be interested to know that at the end of the above paragraph, I was at 237 words. I am steadily climbing to exceed my goal of 300 or more. I will now list some fruit: Apples, Oranges, Tomatoes (yes, they're fruit) Pineapples, Watermelons, Lemons, Limes, Kiwi, Mangos, and Cantelope. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

So close. Now over my 300. I'll throw in a few more just to be on the safe side.