Fountainhead Entertainment, LLC Purchases GiantGash.com

New York, NY (PRWEB) July 9, 2004

At approximately 5:30PM EST, Fountainhead Entertainment, LLC went ahead with the purchase of GiantGash.com. The company had been fending off speculation in recent weeks that they were planning to purchase the domain name. All speculation came to rest when the official announcement was made during the company's quarterly press conference with it's shareholders later today.

"It is true," said the company's CEO, Pete The Meat, "after a long period of consideration, we have finally gone forward with the purchase of GiantGash.com. This is a great day for our shareholders."

The approximate purchase price has not been disclosed, but it is rumored to be between $10 to $20 at most. "We can not and will not comment on our costs incurred for this investment," said Mr. The Meat, "but we can say that this investment will pay off (small) dividends in the long run."

Asked what he meant exactly by "long run", Mr. The Meat suddenly refused to take anymore questions and left the room in a hurry, trampling over several innocent bystanders in the process.

At the press conference, the company made it clear that the domain name GiantGash.com is going to be developed into a porn site, dedicated to showing giant dripping vaginas in all their glory. The term "gash" will be in reference to "vagina." The exact launch date of the site has yet to be determined.

An unidentified Fountainhead Entertainment representative said that they expect to see a lot of Internet traffic come their way, because many porn enthusiasts are tired of seeing the same content with different website names attached. One porn junky was quoted saying, "I am sick of paying subscription fees for 8 different sites, and seeing the same girl on every site with only her name changed and new hairstyle." He continued, "I want to see something new, and I hope that GiantGash.com can provide that newness."

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