(PRWEB) October 29, 2004
Americans may be divided in their views on domestic policy, the war in Iraq and terrorism, but according to results of a new poll released today, there is widespread agreement about whose butt weÂd most like to kick.
In an open-ended question asking, ÂWhose Butt Would You Most Like to Kick?,Â 62 percent of those responding answered George W. Bush. No one else came close. Rounding out the list are Vice President Dick Cheney and Tony Blair (each with 6 percent) and Saddam Hussein, Al Franken, George Bush Sr., and Jennifer Lopez (each with 3 percent).
The survey, conducted to collect data and identify trends for the upcoming Derriere the Book, is uncovering some Âtell tailÂ intelligence about our derrieres and the derrieres of those we know, love or love to hate. A refreshing and candid tribute to the human buttocks, this rear guard look at the gluteus maximus Â due out in 2005 Â is for anyone whoÂs worried that theirs just doesnÂt measure up.
As the Âbottom line on butts,Â Derriere the Book will feature interviews, photos, historical references, cultural influences and other butt-related intelligence.
Subjected to years of ÂBubble ButtÂ name calling from friends and family alike, Jane Blume only recently discovered a healthy appreciation for her superior posterior. Now a self proclaimed expert on the derriere, she hopes to help others find new respect for this much misrepresented and maligned muscle by publishing the long overdue Derriere the Book.
After listening to her German parents describe her young butt with the Spanish adjectives Âmuy gordo,Â it was plain that ÂMOOOeyÂ was universally understood. Years later and therapy sessions poorer, Holly Brunhart no longer hopes to be called Tiny Tush. She joins Blume to put a new spin on the old phrase, ÂSize Matters.Â
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