"Gentlemen: Start Your Garage Sales!"
A humorous message which shows that by attracting men to a garage sale will make the garage sale more successful.
(PRWEB) March 20, 2004 --Gentlemen: Start Your Garage Sales!"
Hey, dont be shocked, gentlemen love garage sales too! And for good reason. You see, many men are really cheapskates at heart and love the idea of getting a bargain on a set of golf clubs, or set of socket wrenches, or a box of fishing lures.
Any good garage sale host worth their salt knows this too. Thats why you see all those wonderful male magnets" at the end of their driveway at the start of the sale! Did I say, at the start of their sale?" Yup, thats right, because they dont stay there long!
When men get a glimpse of those assorted tools and treasures at the end of your driveway something amazing happens. First, you hear the sound of squealing brakes. Then there is a sprinters dash to the front and center male magnet" section of your garage sale. There is a quick exchange of cash, and your secret male-drawing-magnets" disappear!
Another good thing happens when you use those male magnets" in your garage sale. You may have guessed it. The gentlemen bring their wives with them! According to the scoop found at www.garagesale-rx.com, attracting males to your garage sale puts more cash in your pocket.
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