Resolutions That Will Never See the Light of Day

Sick and tired of New Year's resolutions? Here are some you'll really enjoy reading - and making.

Centereach, NY (PRWEB) January 5, 2005 -- New Years resolutions are nothing more than a wish list (or maybe a laundry list) of bad habits and shortcomings we'd like to change. That's why "lose weight," "exercise more" and "stop smoking" regularly soar to the top of the all-time resolution favorites charts.

But everyone knows that most resolutions are forgotten faster than they are made. Thats why the www.BusinessKnowhow.com small business website has a different approach to resolutions. Its created a humorous list of resolutions it wishes other people and organizations would make. Among them:

Supermarkets will resolve to put bread, dairy and frozen foods near the front of the store instead of at the furthest possible location from the entrance and cashiers.

Women magazine editors will resolve to stop running pictures of whipped-cream coated desserts and cherry-topped, double-chocolate, raisin-nut brownies next to the 'Lose 10 Pounds in Two Weeks' headline on their front covers.

Dictionary editors will resolve to add the term '5 minutes' and define it as a period of time that can last anywhere from one hour to half a day.

"Women magazine editors will resolve to stop running pictures of whipped-cream coated desserts and cherry-topped, double-chocolate, raisin-nut brownies next to the 'Lose 10 Pounds in Two Weeks' headline on their front covers."

"Dictionary editors will resolve to add the term '5 minutes' and define it as a period of time that can last anywhere from one hour to half a day."

See the complete list of 24 resolutions at
http://www.businessknowhow.com/holiday01/resolution.htm

About Business Know-How
Business Know-How (http://www.businessknowhow.com) is a woman-owned business and one of the most popular independently owned small business websites. The site reaches well over a million individual business owners, managers and professionals each year, offering its visitors information and tools for marketing and growing businesses and managing employees.

For information contact: Janet Attard
email: attard@businessknowhow.com
Phone: 631-467-8883
                
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