New York, NY (PRWEB) April 26, 2005
the On-Line Gift Shop for Reptile and Amphibian lovers, and the Consortium of Herpetological Colleges and Universities today announced their first (and last) collegiate fire sale.
According to Consortium President Dr. T.H.E. Tortuga, ÂWe found that our rigorous courses in herpetology and herptoculture have scared away many of the future experts of the field.Â He continued, ÂSo we decided to follow the successful business models of our esteemed fellow educational institutions andÂ lower our standards.Â
ÂTo qualify as a Master of Frogs, Turtles or a host of other reptiles or amphibians,Â said Mr. Allen Salzberg of HerpArts.com, Âjust go to our website, http://www.HerpArts.com, and order the diploma of your choice.Â
ÂAt checkout, in the box entitled 'Special Instructions,' type in the name of the degreeÂs recipient and the day and month you wish the person to graduate.Â
Each Masters Diploma costs only $13.95 plus shipping and handling. The 8 1/2" x 11,Â diploma is printed on heavyweight 65 lb. stock and shipped flatÂso it arrives ready to be matted, framed and hung on a wall or given as a gift.
Each reads: "[Your Name Here] Having completed the necessary courses of study is here by declared a Master of [Turtles/Frogs/Snakes, etc.] and is awarded this diploma with all the honors and privileges pertaining thereto. In testimony whereof the signatures of the Chairman of the Board of Trustees and the President of the University here have been affixed this day of [ ] in the year of our lord [ ].
Signed: I.M. Loopey, President and Charles V. Bombastia, Chairman of the Board of Trustees.
The type and artwork are crisp and clear, and a brilliant gold foil reads, "Seal of Excellence."
PHOTOS (jpg files) AVAILABLE.
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