(PRWEB) May 25, 2005
According to confidential sources, an impending shortage of chickens is believed to be imminent in the USA for the balance of 2005 thru 2008. This shortage is due to the sudden increase in demand for chicken as a primary source of nutrition. Hence causing a new chicken breed to be mechanically engineered which will bark like a dog. Stem cell Research has now begun to develop what is being called ÂThe NandoÂs Peri-Peri Barking ChickenÂ
A Spokesman for CAUSA (Chicken Assoc of the USA) says
ÂThe Barking Chicken will solve this impending disasterÂ. The unprecedented demand for chickens is being caused by the use of NandoÂs Peri-Peri Hot Sauces.
A NandoÂs spokesman is quoted as saying that it will make no difference to sales of chickens whether they bark or not. ÂPeople wonÂt care if the chicken barks or not!Â.
The Scientists & Veterinarians in Northern CA responsible for this ÂNandoÂs Barking ChickenÂ were not available for comment.
This addictive Peri-Peri Hot Sauce may be obtained in small quantities at http://www.nandosusa.com.
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