Stem Cell Research – Barking Chicken - Imminent Chicken Shortage

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A Barking Chicken is being engineered using stem cell genrated embryo's in Nothern CA USA, to help resolve the impending shortage of chicken being caused by unheralded use of Peri-Peri in the USA

According to confidential sources, an impending shortage of chickens is believed to be imminent in the USA for the balance of 2005 thru 2008. This shortage is due to the sudden increase in demand for chicken as a primary source of nutrition. Hence causing a new chicken breed to be mechanically engineered which will bark like a dog. Stem cell Research has now begun to develop what is being called “The Nando’s Peri-Peri Barking Chicken”

A Spokesman for CAUSA (Chicken Assoc of the USA) says

“The Barking Chicken will solve this impending disaster”. The unprecedented demand for chickens is being caused by the use of Nando’s Peri-Peri Hot Sauces.

A Nando’s spokesman is quoted as saying that it will make no difference to sales of chickens whether they bark or not. “People won’t care if the chicken barks or not!”.

The Scientists & Veterinarians in Northern CA responsible for this “Nando’s Barking Chicken” were not available for comment.

This addictive Peri-Peri Hot Sauce may be obtained in small quantities at

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