Seattle(SEA) Under Severe Love Attack

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Seattle under severe love attack. Love terrorists on the move in Seattle. Largest terrorist love attack on US soil.

Tuesday September 6th, 2005, since 11:39am (PST), Seattle (SEA) has been under severe attack.

Pepino’s exploded at key downtown Seattle locations in what is now a clear premeditated attack. Each Pepino was strategically placed on cars, buses, taxi's, police cars, stores, no mirrors or windows were sparred.

The Pepino’s were handmade in Germany and loaded with Columbian beauty roses. The lethal combination generated the most potent LOVE explosions ever recorded in Seattle. It was the most serious attack using Pepino's on American soil, ever.

The Pepino affected everybody in the area, regardless of color, class, age or race, smiles could be seen for miles away. Traffic was stopped and in an instant, life bloomed in downtown Seattle. The assault was coordinated by a group called the LOVE Terrorists who released this statement.

"We are sick and tired of hearing about terrorists. We're tired of the song and dance at airports, tired of red, yellow, orange homeland security warnings. We're tired of soldiers dying in Iraq. We're tired of hearing about terrorists 24/7. We want to hear about Love. Putting a smile on another human being's face. We want to hear about buses blooming instead of blowing. It's time to stop and SMELL the roses. Pick up a Pepino today and perform random acts of LOVE Terrorism to overpower the daily dose of negativity we're exposed to.

Don't be afraid to say "I Love You". Live to Love.

The LOVE Terrorists.


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