Is This the Love Potion of The New Millennium?

Psychological secrets that will help men attract women no matter what the circumstances or situation.

(PRWEB) September 24, 2005 -- Ever since Adam first dated Eve under the tree we men have been searching for ways of making ourselves irresistible to women. Let's face it, some of our attempts have ranged from the pathetic to the downright desperate.

Over the centuries men have imbibed and digested (in some cases regurgitated) a variety of dubious and disgusting concoctions in the often vain hope they would render us babe-magnets. Ok, ten beers might make you feel like Brad Pitt but I doubt whether the lady you breathe alcoholic fumes over while attempting to make yourself reasonably coherent shares that sentiment.

But alcohol is only one of the many aphrodisiacs and love-potions that have been tried and tested down the centuries with varying degrees of success. I can't vouch for the birds but the bees obviously know something because they are responsible for producing that well-known aphrodisiac -- honey. Honey occupies an important place in Hindu culture where it is sometimes used in the hope of attracting love and romance to the relationship of couples in arranged marriages. In fact, a chain of bees forms the bowstring of Kama, the Indian God of Love.

Where do you think the term 'honeymoon' comes? It's derived from an old English tradition where newly wed couples eat and drank nothing but honey and mead in the first few weeks of their marriage. Even today Greek mothers-in-law feed honey to a new bride to ensure only sweet words pass her lips during marriage. I think we just entered the realm of fantasy.

At least honey tastes good and most of us are partial to an oyster or two, but what about bull's testicles? Yes, that's what I said, bull's testicles. Apparently certain Victorian gentlemen ate them when they felt their powers waning. In order to protect sensibilities they were referred to as 'prairie oysters' and according to some experts they may have indeed worked. I think I'll take their word for it.

And it's not only bulls and oysters that have suffered in our quest for the ultimate in pulling-power. Many weird and wonderful animal preparations have been used over the centuries often placing endangered species on the critical list. Victims include black ants, lizards, snakes, jackals, sharks, reindeers, rhinos, tigers, toads and even human gallstones. I expect your wondering how they were prepared and applied? Let's not even go there.

So, what is today's equivalent to the prairie oyster, or are we too sophisticated to believe in love-potions any more? Loneliness and rejection are extremely powerful motivators. You just need to look at the increasing number of singles and dating sites available on the web to realize that, years ago, the Beatles touched on something fundamental when they wondered where all the lonely people came from. Which of us at some time has not experienced the physical impact of rejection? If we're honest, not many. Ten pints might dull the pain but it also dramatically increases the chances of it happening in the first place. So, how can we ensure that it doesn't happen again? Well there are no shortages of modern-day potions. Try typing in the keywords 'attract women' in the Overture Bid Tool and see what comes up.

I did. I didn't find any gallstones but the list was still pretty weird. It included 'the world's first trust spray made from pure human oxytocin, applied NLP, pheromone cologne or perfume, advanced psychotronics and remote mind control software,' to name but a few.

It was during my research that I stumbled across an audio CD written by Coniac Publishing. It came from their 'Thinking Man's' series and appeared to offer a refreshingly intelligent alternative to the subject of attracting women. They certainly made many interesting claims that would have had those Victorian gentlemen scraping their prairie oysters into the waste disposal. What exactly do they promise?

Basically knowledge, the CD contains the fruit of psychological studies and research that they claim has already helped thousands of satisfied customers enjoy love and success with women. What's more this research is exclusive to Coniac Publishing and backed up by their promise of fool proof methods that work 100% of the time -- or your money back. I was intrigued, but what precisely do they claim?

Apply the knowledge contained in the CD, they say, and you will never be rejected, go dateless or be without a woman again. More specifically you will know:

Here is an extract from their report:

"The claims of the audio book were that it would provide the listener with psychological secrets to help them attract more women no matter what the circumstances or situation. . .

As a matter of fact it was very surprising to see that the information provided actually does live up to the claims of the audio book in helping any man attract any woman. The audio book itself is very intelligent in its approach to this topic of attraction and unlike other audio book programs, does not involve any sort of trickery to attract women such as the "playing hard to get" concept that is often found in the majority of the junk that is out there in the marketplace.

Receiving a number of copies sent to us by the publisher, the staff distributed the copies amongst 15 lucky male studies that were hired to test out the validity of the audio book's claims. A week later the male studies provided us with positive feedback in terms of the effectiveness of the product claims and they seemed very enthusiastic as to what they were able to accomplish in the short amount of time using the ideas presented in the audio book. . .

The Thinking Man's Guide to Women" is a very good effort by Coniac Publishing that shows a lot of innovation and perspectives thinking in its theories but most importantly, the audio book lives up to its claims of helping any man attract any woman."

The full report is available at www.lovesuccess.co.uk along with more information about the audiobook.

To my mind it beats depleting the animal kingdom and appeals to my common sense and not my pure oxytocin, assuming my oxytocin is pure of course. Admittedly there still those who would champion the merits of plant extracts and herbal remedies such as periwinkle which was used in the thirteenth century as an additive to food to bring joy to married couples. Fortunately I believe there is a law against slipping additives into someone's food or drink. Besides, who wants the trouble of mashing a whole elecampagne plant before adding a handful of fennel and vervain leaves with a pinch of grated ginger?

I bet those Victorian gentlemen wish the CD player had been invented years ago.

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