The Weirdest Celebrities of 2005

The author of "The Year in Weird: A Comical Look at the Shocking, Strange and Just Plain Silly Events of 2005" offers his list of the year's 10 weirdest celebrities.

LOS ANGELES, CA (PRWEB) December 21, 2005 -- There was plenty of weirdness in the entertainment world this year, says Ben Kallen, author of "The Year in Weird: A Comical Look at the Shocking, Strange and Just Plain Silly Events of 2005" (available from Amazon.com and other online retailers).

The following is his list of the 10 weirdest celebrities of 2005:

10. Nicolas Cage. He and his wife named their newborn son Kal-el, the name Superman was given when he was born on the planet Krypton. As the boy is sure to find out on the schoolyard in eight years or so, that's weird.

9. Sylvester Stallone. At nearly 60, Stallone began positioning himself as the action hero for the Centrum Silver set. He announced that he's preparing to star in new sequels to his "Rocky" and "Rambo" movie franchises; appeared on the cover of an older-guys' fitness magazine called Sly, and marketed his own line of high-protein pudding.

8. George Clooney. Through no fault of his own, the star suffered what can only be called a weird injury: After falling backward in a chair while filming a violent scene in "Syriana," he suffered a tear to the dura, which is sort of a wrapper around the spinal cord. Clooney's friends reportedly said that doctors only diagnosed the painful problem after spinal fluid began dripping out of his nose.

7. Ashlee Simpson. A year after Jessica's faux-punk little sister caused a lip-syncing scandal when the wrong vocal tracks played behind her during an appearance on "Saturday Night Live," she performed on "SNL" again in an attempt to prove once and for all that she can sing without the help of electronic vocals. As it turned out, she can... just not very well.

6. Fergie. It was strange enough when the attractive Black Eyed Peas singer was photographed during a San Diego concert with an unexplained wet spot on a particular area of her pants. Then Scotland's Daily Record had this to say about a recent show in Australia: "The singer wet herself on stage -- and was forced to drench herself in champagne to disguise the evidence." If you combine Fergie's troubles with Ashlee's, the idea of becoming a rock star is starting to seem less like a dream and more like the stuff of everyone's weird nightmares.

5. Christian Slater. Early in the year, the Jack Nicholson sound-alike actor was accused of sexual harassment on Manhattan's Upper East Side when a woman claimed he grabbed her behind. Later on, a gossip column reported that Slater had been kicked out of a London strip club because he wouldn't take off his Richard Nixon mask. And later still, he reportedly fell off a roof while attending a party given by Paris Hilton in West Hollywood, California. That's a little weirdness everywhere.

4. Martha Stewart. By far the most elegant celebrity to be released from prison this year, Stewart told David Letterman that her euphemism for jail was "Yale." But perhaps the weirdest thing in Martha's year was the fact that she had to get the Canadian government to speed up a permit required for people with criminal records to enter the country, all so that she could participate in a charity race in which contestants paddle giant hollowed-out pumpkins across a lake.

3. Russell Crowe. The combustible actor pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault charges following an incident when -- after staff at a hotel failed to help him get a phone connection to his wife -- he threw a telephone that hit a hotel concierge in the face. He later made fun of the charges during an appearance at the Australian Film Industry Awards, where he held up an old-fashioned phone threateningly and said, "Scarface"-style, "(Say) hello to my little friend."

2. Michael Jackson. To most people, the formerly great pop musician is nothing but weird now. This year alone, Jackson faced child-molestation charges in a celebrity-studded trial; moved to Bahrain; reportedly caused a scene in a Dubai shopping mall by entering a women's restroom; and faced a debt that ran into the hundreds of millions.

1. Tom Cruise. Cruise puts so much intensity and charisma into his weirdness that he makes being strange seem almost cool. Still, let's recap: He started dating 16-years-younger Katie Holmes, only to face rumors that the relationship had been arranged for publicity value; famously jumped up and down on Oprah Winfrey's couch in a display of love-induced mania; criticized former costar Brooke Shields for having taken medication for postpartum depression; and, after he and Holmes announced her pregnancy, revealed that he had purchased his own sonogram machine to monitor the child's development. So will all of this behavior have a negative effect on his career? Only if "Mission: Impossible 3" stinks, and it probably won't. The lesson: Star power and big box office trump weirdness any time.

About the Author
Ben Kallen is a journalist, humorist and magazine writer whose work has appeared in Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide, Movieline, Men's Fitness, Shape, Natural Health, Playboy, L.A. Style and the Los Angeles Times. He keeps a constant eye out for weird news from his home base in Los Angeles.

For more information about author Ben Kallen or "The Year in Weird," please visit www.theyearinweird.com or call the Booksurge Author Press Relations department at 843-579-0000, ext. 164.

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