(PRWEB) September 24, 2005
Britain's Most Controversial Retired Physician and "A-List" Medical Celebrity, Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly defended Supermodel Kate Moss; as her Multimillion Dollar Modeling Empire perilously comes under devastating attack.
Speaking during an unplanned chat with an irrepressible bunch of Independent Media Analysts during a very short coffee break in Knightsbridge, Professor Obi (who is rumored to have probably made far more controversial front pages than President Bill Clinton) candidly said:
"Give the wee little girl a break. Kate is probably going through total hell at the moment, and the very last thing she needs is many more horrific revelations about her private life being voraciously splashed on the front pages of every single Tabloid on the Planet. Think about what you are putting her lovely little innocent baby through at the moment. Have you paparazzi absolutely no pity at all?"
He exasperatedly went on to stress (in between two copious mouthfuls of Chicken Caesar Salad):
"Under the European Convention on Human Rights, Miss Moss still has fundamental rights, just like anyone else out there, and as far as I am concerned, she is not guilty of anything until an Ethical Jury says so."
The seasoned Wellness Consultant additionally had extremely terse words for London's Law Enforcers: "It is also my firm belief that the Metropolitan Boss is purely using her case as a smokescreen to maverickly divert attention from his own administrative shortcomings relating to the recent happenings in London. When was the last time you actually ever heard him publicly commenting on such a relatively sensitive case, Supermodel or no Supermodel?"
"For heaven's sake," he frantically pleaded as he athletically hopped into the back seat of a waiting Hummer Jeep. "Allow Human Justice to calmly take its fair course, in this never-ending case of the Media versus Kate Moss. In the interim: Please let the Supermodel be. She certainly has my Professional Support if ever she chooses to avail of it."
Competing Interests: Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, recently lauched a Totally Anonymous Wellness Helpline for Celebrities in Distress at http://www.Commissioner.co.uk
He also has access to a string of "Safe Houses" in the sprawling Irish Mountains, where embattled British Celebrities can easily escape from Unpalatable Media Intrusion.
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