Bill Clinton In Secret Talks With Hillary; Agrees To Run For Vice-President

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In this week’s issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that former President Clinton has agreed to run in 2008 as his wife’s Vice Presidential candidate. In an exclusive interview, Mr. Clinton told us, “Since I’ll be back in the White House, I would rather have more to keep myself busy than just being America’s First Man." While Democrats will cheer the prospect of the dedicated duo once again in the realms of Presidential empowerment, Republicans may double over with wails of dread, as they reach out with hopeful hands for the now-flirtatious Rudy or the ever-coy Jeb.

In this week’s issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that former President Clinton has agreed to run in 2008 as his wife’s Vice Presidential candidate. In an exclusive NewsLaugh interview, Mr. Clinton told us, “Since I’ll be back in the White House, I would rather have more to keep myself busy than just being America’s First Man."

While Democrats will cheer the prospect of the dedicated duo once again in the realms of Presidential empowerment, Republicans may double over with wails of dread, as they reach out with hopeful hands for the now-flirtatious Rudy or the ever-coy Jeb.

This hilarious spoof is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

Other sanely funny features in this week’s issue include:

*Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef; Cites Role Of Food And Wine

  • Dick Cheney Enrolls At Dale Carnegie; Updates Curriculum
  • Democrats Search For Platform; Find It In FDR's Basement
  • Apple Sued Over Logo By Apple Farmer
  • Sex Surveys Of Teenagers Prove Inaccurate; Youths Tend To Become Virgins Again
  • Polygamists March; Demand Volume Discount On Marriage Licenses
  • Tom Cruise Renounces Scientology; Becomes Moslem Fundamentalist
  • Dolphins Recognize Each Other By Name; Also Play Poker On Saturday Night

Readers can also laugh out loud at NewsLaugh's weekly fictional spoof. This week the magazine satirizes the anxieties attendant to getting into debt, in a piece called “Come Out With Your Checkbook Open."

Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh's free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.

And readers are invited to participate in a weekly News Joke Contest. The reader who submits what is judged the funniest joked based on the news wins receives a free Newslaugh.com T-shirt.

Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.

About Tom Attea, creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He also co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

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