NewsLaugh.com Pat Robertson Confesses! God Upset With Him; Tells Him He Lost His Mind

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In this week’s issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Pat Robertson, in the wake of having reported that God told him Tsunami-like storms were likely to hit U. S. coasts this year, appeared on his transparently acquisitive TV program, visibly shaken, and announced, “God has told me something else, and it’s something I didn’t want to hear. He said, ‘Pat, you lost your mind.’”

In this week’s issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Pat Robertson, in the wake of having reported that God told him Tsunami-like storms were likely to hit U.S. coasts this year, appeared on his transparently acquisitive TV program, visibly shaken, and announced, “God has told me something else, and it’s something I didn’t want to hear. He said, ‘Pat, you lost your mind. ’”

“Naturally, I was surprised and asked why he would ever think such a thing of me.

“God went on to ask, ‘Did you report that I told you America should assassinate Hugo Chavez, the leader of Venezuela?’

“'Yes, I did,' I confessed.

“’And did you recently tell people I told you that this year I’m going to send fearsome storms to batter the coastlines of America?’

“'Yes, I did,' I confessed again.

“’But, Pat, ask yourself, if I’m the benevolent being people expect me to be, how could I have said those terrible things?’

“You mean, you didn’t say them?' I asked.

"’Heck, no!” God exclaimed. “I’ve got my reputation to consider."

This hilarious spoof is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

Other sanely funny spoofs in this week’s issue include:

*Happy Trails, America! But Where Are They?

*Iran Accepts European Nuke Deal: Includes Instructions On How To Make An A-Bomb

*Mexican Immigrants Flock To National Guard; Hope To Patrol Border

*Saddam Hussein Accused Of Crimes Against Ties

*Nominee Insists CIA Must Get Out Of The News; No Secret Agents Left

*Enron Trial Goes To Jury; Ken Lay Doesn't Notice

*Ancient Mayan Mummy Proves A Tattoo Is Forever

Readers can also laugh out loud at NewsLaugh's weekly fictional spoof. This week the magazine satirizes human misbehavior in the spoof "Surprise Visitors At Group of Seven Summit," in which a distressingly cogent visitor claims to be an intergalactic real-estate developer who established the earth as a park, and now he wants it back. With the help of his lawyer and accountant, he serves the Group Of Seven an eviction notice, which states: “The human race is hereby ordered to surrender possession of the planet earth immediately."

Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh's free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.

And readers are invited to participate in a weekly News Joke Contest. The reader who submits what is judged the funniest joked based on the news wins receives a free Newslaugh.com T-shirt.

Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.

About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater, and he co-wrote the first comedy feature Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

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