NewsLaugh Exclusive! Mexico Solves Immigration Problem; Becomes Part Of China

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In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Mexico has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation to China. As a result of its new status as a province of the prosperous Asian nation, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available.

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Mexico has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation to China. As a result of its new status as a province of the prosperous Asian nation, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available.

Mexicans by the millions cheered the decision, throwing fiestas nationwide, with shouts of “Viva Mexico!” “Viva China!” And the air rang out with the triumphant neologism, “MexiChina, Ole!"

As expected, U. S. companies immediately reacted to the possibility of outsourcing production to Mexico. As the CEO of an American company that was an early entrant into China stated, “It’s absolutely wonderful to know there’s so much cheap labor so close to home. I never realized it until Mexico became part of China.”

A reporter asked President Bush, “Do you think the border fence and the presence of the National Guard might have helped push Mexico toward China?”

“Of course, not,” Mr. Bush contended. “We all know the fence is not an impediment to Mexican-American relations. It would only keep out the people who aren’t fast climbers, and that’s just a small minority.” Then, quoting poetry, as he often does, he continued, “And, just like Robert Frost said, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.’”

This hilarious but pointed story is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

Other sanely funny features in this week’s free issue include:

*Europeans Press Iran; Present Cartoon Of Bombs Dropping On Nuclear Plants

*Italian Man Asks Wrong Question About Christ; Court Agrees To Hear Case

*Bin Laden Sighted In Karachi; May Turn Self In

*Preventive Use Of Antipsychotic Drugs Weighed; Cite World Leaders

*America May Import Biz Execs; Too Many Here In Jail

*Monkeys Reveal Elemental Speech Patterns; Ask For Shave And A Haircut

Readers can also laugh out loud at NewsLaugh's weekly fictional spoof. This week the magazine satirizes human misbehavior on the earth with the extended spoof Surprise Visitors The Group of Seven Summit, a piece in which a visitor claims to be an intergalactic real-estate developer who established the earth as a park because of human misbehavior in it he wants it back. And, with the help of his lawyer and accountant, he serves the Group Of Seven an eviction notice, which states “The human race is hereby ordered to surrender possession of the planet earth immediately."

Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh's free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.

And readers are invited to participate in a weekly News Joke Contest. The reader who submits what is judged the funniest joked based on the news wins receives a free Newslaugh.com ballhat.

Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.

About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

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