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Newslaugh Exclusive! North Korea And Iran Go Beyond Nuclear Blackmail to Nuclear Panhandling; Seek to Trade Threats of Oblivion for Alms

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that North Korea and Iran have gone beyond nuclear blackmail to outright nuclear panhandling, as they seek to trade threats of oblivion for alms. Then NewsLaugh indulges, with a not entirely charitable examination, this new and nettlesome version of “Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?”

New York, NY (PRWEB) July 10, 2006 -- In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that North Korea and Iran have gone beyond nuclear blackmail to outright nuclear panhandling, as they seek to trade threats of oblivion for alms. Then NewsLaugh indulges, with a not entirely charitable examination, this new and nettlesome version of “Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?”

The hilarious but pointed story is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

Other sanely funny features in this week’s free issue include:

Steven Hawking Asks How Human Race Can Survive. NewsLaugh Presents Ten Ideas Called “Look, Dummy.”

Bush Reveals New Missile Defense; Guides Enemy Weapon Back To Launching Pad

Radical Muslims Runs Afoul Of Kant’s Categorical Imperative

Studies Show Teenage Drinking Kills Brain Cells; Oh, That Explains Everything

Ken Lay Times Heart Attack Just Right; Foils Government Plan To Seize Assets

Venetian Painting At The National Gallery; When Religion And Nudity Got Along Beautifully

Luciano Pavarotti Loses Weight The Easy Way; Has Tumor Removed

Readers can also laugh out loud at NewsLaugh's weekly fictional spoof. This week the magazine satirizes questionable answers to the thorny topics of birth control and the prevention of STDs with the extended spoof in which Dr. Coburn shows how you can "Just Say No To Sex." Students are encouraged to bolster their willpower with "Dr. Coburn’s One Hundred Axioms Of Abstinence." Previous installments are repeated after the latest installment for readers who may have missed one or more.

Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh's free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.

And readers are invited to participate in a weekly News Joke Contest. The reader who submits what is judged the funniest joked based on the news wins receives a free Newslaugh.com ballhat.

Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.

About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

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Nuclear Panhandling
Nuclear Panhandling. North Korea and Iran Seek To Trade Threats Of Oblivion For Alms Remember nuclear blackmail? Apparently, North Korea and Iran have refined the practice into outright panhandling. Let’s indulge, with a not entirely charitable examination, this new and nettlesome version of “Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?” Standing on the most conspicuous street corners they can manage in our overwrought minds, they proffer their illicit cups in quest of alms, while they wiggle their nascent nuclear capabilities at our noses. North Korea plays What The Heck’s Bad Boy and launches seven missiles obviously calculated to fly in the face of the civilized world’s most anxious hand-wringing, and Iran continues to enrich uranium while European negotiators heap ever more incentives into its cynically proffered tin. How deserving are these increasingly irksome denizens of the diplomatic street? And what might we more wisely do than submit to their clamorous demands for dime after dime?

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