Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflamed Boil; Aims to Drain Hezbollah Infection

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In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Ehud Olmert, MD -- in this case, Military Doctor -- made the decision to lance the inflamed boil known as Hezbollah, with the aim of draining the infection. The life-threatening activities of Hezbollah and Hamas had simply reached a point where surgical intervention became imperative. The most curious question is whether Dr. Olmert has a silent go ahead from the West to clean the sore spot widely enough to include the terrorist-supporting leadership in Syria and the nuclear circus in Iran.

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Ehud Olmert, MD -- in this case, Military Doctor -- made the decision to lance the inflamed boil known as Hezbollah, with the aim of draining the infection.

The life-threatening activities of Hezbollah and Hamas had simply reached a point where surgical intervention became imperative.

While all who care about human life must regret the loss and maiming of it anywhere, we also know that Lebanon is too weak to clean out Hezbollah itself, while Hamas in Gaza has no intention of remedying itself. So the only hope is to drain the boil and let the healing process begin.

The most curious question is whether Dr. Olmert has a silent go ahead from the West to clean the sore spot widely enough to include the terrorist-supporting leadership in Syria and the nuclear circus in Iran.

This humorous but pointed story is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

Other sanely funny features in this week’s free issue include:

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  • Peace-Loving Muslim Located; Expresses Normal Human Concerns
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About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

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