NewsLaugh.Com Exclusive! Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo! Castro Survives; Millions Mourn

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In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that the realization of Cuba Libre won’t happen just yet, amigo, because Fidel is apparently well, instead of off to the hotspot his enemigos would like to see him go. So the fiestas have wound down like toy figures with batteries that are running out of juice.

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that the realization of Cuba Libre won’t happen just yet, amigo, because Fidel is apparently well, instead of off to the hotspot his enemigos would like to see him go. So the fiestas have wound down like toy figures with batteries that are running out of juice.

Imagine the bully man’s feat. He rules for 47 years, during which all corridors to commendable behavior invite his circumspection. Yet, at or near the end of his opportunity to be the beloved founder of a free and prosperous nation, he ends up so loathed that millions erupt with glee at even the rumor of his anxiously awaited demise.

Of course, there are Cubans who adore the tyrannical assassin of many of his fellow countrymen, a number, we read, who even consider him the revered founder of his current country, dilapidated as it is, especially compared to how prosperous it would be as a freedom-loving vacation haven only 90 miles off the coast of Florida.

Among his most faithful admirers and lackeys, we find his squirrel-faced and evasive brother, Raul, who is now being touted as the man who, in the event of Fidel's final knell, can guide the isle with a sure hand toward a future as lamentable as his gonzo brother managed to make its last 47 years

This humorous but pointed story is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

Other sanely funny features in this week’s free issue include:

  • Hassan Nasrallah Destroys Own Country; Hailed As Hero

  • Cereal Killers Must Be Stopped
  • Holy Shiite! Anti-American Demonstration In Baghdad
  • On Bullshit: Princeton Professor Publishes Lowdown Analysis
  • FDA Reconsiders Morning-After Pill, Now Renamed Marriage-After Pill

Readers can also laugh out loud at NewsLaugh's weekly fictional spoof. This week the magazine satirizes questionable answers to the thorny topics of birth control and the prevention of STDs with the extended spoof in which Dr. Coburn shows how you can "Just Say No To Sex."

Students are encouraged to bolster their willpower with "Dr. Coburn’s One Hundred Axioms Of Abstinence." In this installment, the spoof reaches it climax. Previous installments are repeated after the latest installment for readers who may have missed one or more.

Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh's free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.

Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.

About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

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