Newslaugh Exclusive! OK, The House Is On Fire. Which One Do You Save First – The Baby, The Old Testament, The New Testament, Or The Koran?

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In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents a brow-twisting ethical challenge: OK, the house is on fire. Which one do you save first – the baby, the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Koran. Now, imagine that the house is the world aflame with terrorism, war, and an occasional inquisition and the baby is any person's life or, since we're at a particularly risky time, all of human life.

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents a brow-twisting ethical challenge: The house is on fire. Which one do you save first – the baby, the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Koran.

Be fair. You can only pick one. The flames are at your fanny.

Now, imagine that the house is the world aflame with terrorism, war, and an occasional inquisition and the baby is any person's life or, since we're at a particularly risky time, all of human life.

And guess what? The challenge gets even more complicated.

Other sanely funny features in this week’s free issue include:

  • Iran Provides “Multifaceted Response” To UN: Launches Ten Missiles
  • About Time: Somali Woman Flogs Islamic Leader
  • George Bush Finally Discovers Foreign Intrigue
  • Senate Offers Outlet For Bipartisan Feuding: Will Install Boxing Ring
  • If Embryos Could Talk: Our Pointed Spoof of the Week

  • Cruise Takes A Bruise
  • Toyota Introduces The Toy; The First Pedal Car For Adults

These telling but humorous articles are only some of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh's free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.

Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Hey USA, Foreign Fun, Washington Spin Din, Culture & Comedy, Tech Humor, Clever Monkey of the Week, as well as a fictional Spoof of the Week.

About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

The complete issue is available at http://www.newslaugh.com

Tom Attea

Creator & Writer

Newslaugh.Com

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