NewsLaugh Exclusive! New Work List for the Human Race
In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents a “New Work List For The Human Race,” while noting that, given our current work habits, we sure could use one. Of course, the magazine admits, it would be downright revelatory if a helpful hand would come out of the clouds and give us one. But, since that event does not seem to be forthcoming, NewsLaugh has decided to take the hint and do its best to help develop one.
New York, NY (PRWEB) September 5, 2006 -- In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents a “New Work List For The Human Race,” while noting that, given our current work habits, we sure could use one.
Of course, the magazine admits, it would be downright revelatory if a helpful hand would come out of the clouds and give us one. But, since that event does not seem to be forthcoming, NewsLaugh has decided to take the hint and do its best to help develop one.
To get the “New Work List” started, the humor magazine first reviews the human race’s “Current Work List,” which, as you know, includes such regrettable work habits as “War of the week,” “Terrorism as a mistaken assignment from the CEO,” and a “Confused mission statement.”
The magazine then presents suggestions for inclusion in a “New Work List,” on which it has placed such commendable work habits as “Peaceful conduct at all times,” “Terrorism as cause for dismissal,” and a “Clear Mission Statement,” with the suggested theme, “Have faith in life; it’s smarter than we are.”
This humorous but pointed story is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”
Other sanely funny features in this week’s free issue include:
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| | - Iranian Kook Rejects Nuke Rebuke, Despite Fluke
- US Missile Defense Intercepts Seagull; Cheney Present As Backup
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Readers can also laugh out loud at NewsLaugh's weekly fictional spoof. This week the magazine presents “Bin Laden’s Garden Of Earthly Frights,” in which the world’s most evasive terrorist, while tending his garden, which is the only thing he can without the risk of being nabbed, gets a surprise visit from Hassan Nasrallah, who, himself on the lam from Israel, has figured that, if he wants to hide out and survive, the person to get in touch with is the master of evading capture. On being accepted by Bin Laden and given his own spade, Hassan holds up one finger and notes, “First there was one.” Then Osama, holding up two fingers, replies, “Then there were two.” They continue to speculate about who else might join them, as they work toward a higher and higher total. Since they are not familiar with the ups and downs of the infidel tale of "Ten Little Indians," they never for a moment suspect that the number may, at some point, head south.
Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh's free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.
Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.
About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:
Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”
He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.
He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.
The complete issue is available at www.newslaugh.com
For more information, email.
Tom Attea
Creator & Writer
Newslaugh.Com
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Telephone: 212-769-4545
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