NewsLaugh Exclusive! America May Become Nonaligned Nation. Cites Worldwide Ingratitude
In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that America may become a nonaligned nation. The principal motivation behind the movement is worldwide ingratitude for the sacrifices America has made for the benefit of other nations, while getting back precious little in return, materially or even in simple gratitude.
The members cite, for example, the summit of nonaligned nations in Cuba, where the attendees delighted to blow Cuban cigar smoke at the U. S.
New York, NY (PRWEB) September 18, 2006 -– In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that America may become a nonaligned nation. The principal motivation behind the movement is worldwide ingratitude for the sacrifices America has made for the benefit of other nations, while getting back precious little in return, materially or even in simple gratitude.
The members cite, for example, the summit of nonaligned nations in Cuba, where the attendees delighted to blow Cuban cigar smoke at the U. S.
The new movement, which traces its origins back to the will of the founding founders, who proclaimed that America should avoid permanent foreign entanglements, is preparing a new flag, much like the familiar Colonial rallying cry in cloth: "Don't Tread On Me." It is being sewn by a gifted seamstress in New England, named Victoria Albatross. The flag will highlight the sentiment of the movement, “Suckered In Never Again!”
The powers that divide Washington, stung by America’s series of military missteps abroad, have already begun to express private support for the innovative return of America to the sentiments of its founders and the entirely radical idea that its citizens actually may have a right to "life, liberty, and (of all things) the pursuit of happiness," instead of the wearisome and thankless burdens of trying to remake the world in our own image.
The movement, encouraged by the widespread early show of support, hopes to ask for a national referendum on the issue, even though its members are confident Gallup, Pew, and Zogby will announce the results several times before the actual election confirms their projection.
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He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.
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