NewsLaugh Exclusive! What If The Most Powerful Nation On Earth Was Iran?

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In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, asks the telling question, "What if the most powerful nation on earth was Iran?" Since there seems to be some scattered dissent across the globe about the way the U. S. is behaving as the world’s most powerful nation, the magazine suggests we think about what other nations might do a better job.

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, asks the telling question, "What if the most powerful nation on earth was Iran?"

Since there seems to be some scattered dissent across the globe about the way the U. S. is behaving as the world’s most powerful nation, the magazine suggests we think about what other nations might do a better job.

For example, what if Russia had won the cold war? How much do you really enjoy vodka? And do you long to drive a Zil?

How about if China hadn’t decided that military conquest would be too self-destructive and opted to give economic conquest a go? Wish you could dress like Chairman Mao? Or wonder when you look at the rulers in Beijing why you never see a woman? Could there be such a thing as the wonton ceiling?

Now let’s move ahead to the contentious moment in which we find ourselves. Who qualifies as being especially pestiferous? Who else? Iran can.

And the leaders there seem to think they have all the right ideas, not only for their own repressed populace, but as the way the whole world ought to conduct itself.

So let’s go with that. Iran is now the most powerful nation of earth. What happens?

Other sanely funny features in this week’s free issue include:

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Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

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