PimpYourTree.com Launches Bling Bling Xmas - Jacked Decorations Cure for Holiday Ornamental Malaise (a.k.a. Tired Tree Syndrome)

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Pimp Your Tree (http://www.pimpyourtree.com) is a Holiday site that encourages everyone to get into the pimping spirit to cure holiday ornamental malaise. It empowers people with a gazillion pimping options from Christmas trees to Festivus Poles.

Are you listlessly dragging out the same dusty Christmas ornaments (or Kwanzaa candles) from that decomposing box in the attic? Is your menorah lacking the luster of previous Chanukahs? Are you missing the spring in your Hajj step?

You may be suffering, along with millions of other Americans, from Holiday Ornamental Malaise (or H.O.M.). A dedicated team of scientists and social engineers from Zannel's Research Labs recently aimed their analytical laser beam directly at the H.O.M. pandemic. Depending on how the team scrutinized anecdotal poll data, anywhere from 18% to 54% of Americans suffer from this acute seasonal condition.

Luckily, the same Zannel Labs researchers have discovered a side-effect free remedy, which turns out to be as simple as pimping out your tree (or Festivus pole, Wiccan Yule, Taoist Celebration Pagoda, etc). After a number of laboratory tests involving "rims", "grills", "bling" and "shiny rocks", researchers discovered the surefire cure to H.O.M. is to "jack" your tree until it squeals, "Yo ho ho!"

To see the results, hip hop over to http://www.pimpyourtree.com

CONTACT:

Allison Vano

Concept Communications for Zannel

allison @ conceptpr.net

619-238-5102

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