Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflamed Boil; Aims to Drain Hezbollah Infection

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Ehud Olmert, MD -- in this case, Military Doctor -- made the decision to lance the inflamed boil known as Hezbollah, with the aim of draining the infection. The life-threatening activities of Hezbollah and Hamas had simply reached a point where surgical intervention became imperative. The most curious question is whether Dr. Olmert has a silent go ahead from the West to clean the sore spot widely enough to include the terrorist-supporting leadership in Syria and the nuclear circus in Iran.

New York, NY (PRWEB) July 18, 2006 -- In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Ehud Olmert, MD -- in this case, Military Doctor -- made the decision to lance the inflamed boil known as Hezbollah, with the aim of draining the infection.

The life-threatening activities of Hezbollah and Hamas had simply reached a point where surgical intervention became imperative.

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While all who care about human life must regret the loss and maiming of it anywhere, we also know that Lebanon is too weak to clean out Hezbollah itself, while Hamas in Gaza has no intention of remedying itself. So the only hope is to drain the boil and let the healing process begin.

The most curious question is whether Dr. Olmert has a silent go ahead from the West to clean the sore spot widely enough to include the terrorist-supporting leadership in Syria and the nuclear circus in Iran.

This humorous but pointed story is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

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• Peace-Loving Muslim Located; Expresses Normal Human Concerns

• Smoking Gun In Cancer Revealed; It’s The Smoking Throat

• Dan Rather: A CBS Icon Gone, But Somehow Still On

• Chinese Hope To Make British Car That Works

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He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

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