Behind the Music that Sucks
New York, NY (PRWEB) August 31, 2007
Heavy.com, one of the web’s leading online brands and the leader for 18-34 year old guys, has unleashed “Kung Fu Jimmy Chow” http://kungfujimmychow.heavy.com, a riveting anime gem that’s taking the internet by storm. ”Kung Fu Jimmy Chow” is exclusively on Heavy.com (sample episodes below).
Jimmy Chow is a Kung Fu master on a mission of vengeance: to kill his nemesis, the masked mistress, The Purple Lady. Along the way, Jimmy Chow battles the Purple Lady's cleverly disguised army of assassins/mallrats, The Purple Ninjas. Watch as their vicious “purple nurple” attack is shut down by his “Happy Awesome Power.”
“Anime newbies and longtime fans alike have really latched onto ‘Kung Fu Jimmy Chow,’” said Jason Marks, VP of Programming for Heavy. “Unlike the majority of anime, which take place in a Japanese dystopian future or samurai past, ‘Kung Fu Jimmy Chow’ takes place in present day America, with Jimmy working a series of dead-end mall jobs—while fighting off ninjas as he attempts to avenge his master’s death. I think this unique aspect is why it connects so well our audience—that, and his ‘Happy Awesome Power’.”
Current “Kung Fu Jimmy Chow” episodes include:
The 31 Flavors of Shaolin -- Enter the ice cream shop as Jimmy Chow dishes out a double scoop whoop-ass sundae with pain-bow sprinkles. Enemies will get soft-served. http://www.heavy.com/video/11908
Hot Gothic Ninja Bloodbath -- Hot girls and hot kung fu action at the Hot Gothic, as Jimmy Chow kicks the t-shirt out of an army of Purple Ninjas. http://www.heavy.com/video/12701
Purple Ninja Head Stomp Attack -- Jimmy Chow owns ninjas with game controller nunchaku style, flying DVD slice technique! Don’t forget the teen lesbian bloodlust action! http://www.heavy.com/video/13544
The Purple Lady and a Stinky Old Man -- Fed up with their utter lack of ninja skills, the buxom Purple Lady crushes her purple ninjas, and turns to her stinky mentor, the one-armed Master Joon-Ri, to help destroy Jimmy Chow. http://www.heavy.com/video/14439
Master from the Past, Ch’i-incarnated -- Utterly discover the history of a young Jimmy Chow’s ascendancy to Exciting Kung Fu Master. http://www.heavy.com/video/15355
Jimmy Chow vs. The Giant Purple Mecha -- Jimmy Chow seeks revenge after the Giant Purple Mecha utterly smashes a trio of hot fangirls. http://www.heavy.com/video/16237
Heavy is one of the web’s leading consumer media companies and the leader for 18-34 year old males, which is a key demographic for marketers and advertisers. Heavy combines its own unique programming with those of its users to create an environment where you can control and even participate in your own media experience. Heavy empowers its audience to share, editorialize, and create their own content as well as provide its own library of programming. Heavy’s programming staples include “Superficial Friends,” “Kung Fu Jimmy Chow,” "The Massive Mating Game," "Heavy News," "Behind the Music that Sucks," "Heavy’s Angels," "Contagious," "Blisster" and "Tourettes Cowboy.” Portions of Heavy's library of animation and live-action shorts are available on Verizon V-Cast, Verizon Fios, Comcast VOD, Tivo, Sony PSP, Apple iPod and Joost. Advertisers on the broadband network include Coors, Nissan, Panasonic, Diesel, Axe, Sony and Nike.
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